A police officer pulled over a man who was weaving all over the road late one night.
The officer walked up to the driver's window and immediately suspected the man had been drinking. To be sure, he asked him to step out of the car and perform a series of sobriety tests.
Surprisingly, the man did fairly well.
He walked the line.
He touched his nose.
He even recited the alphabet without much trouble.
The officer wasn't convinced and decided to give him one final challenge.
"Alright," the officer said. "If you can pass this last test, I'll let you go."
The man nodded confidently.
The officer continued, "Use the words green, pink, and yellow in a single sentence."
The driver thought for a moment, smiled, and said:
"The phone goes green... green... green, I pink it up and say yellow?" 😄
The officer stared at him for a second and replied:
"Step over here, sir." 🚔🍺😂