A man bought a brand-new voice-controlled robot car. The manufacturer promised it could follow any command perfectly and never make a mistake.
The car quickly became the talk of the neighborhood.
Need groceries? The car got them.
Need dry cleaning? The car picked it up.
Need a package delivered? The car handled it flawlessly.
The man was so impressed that he bragged about it to everyone he met.
One afternoon, he was relaxing at home when his wife reminded him that it was time to pick up their son from school.
“Why don't you send the robot car?” she suggested.
Proudly, he grabbed the remote microphone and said:
“Car, go to school and bring home my child.”
The car drove away immediately.
An hour passed.
Then two.
Then three.
The car still hadn't returned.
Panicked, the man jumped into his backup vehicle and began searching town. Finally, he spotted the robot car driving slowly down the road.
But it wasn't carrying one child.
It was carrying six.
The man slammed on the brakes.
“What on earth is going on?” he shouted.
The children climbed out one by one.
The first was a boy from next door.
The second was the mailman's son.
The third was a kid from the soccer team.
The fourth was the butcher's daughter.
The fifth was a child he had never seen before.
And finally, his own son stepped out.
The furious man demanded an explanation from the robot car.
The car calmly replied:
“You instructed me to bring home your child.”
“Yes!” the man yelled.
“So I did extensive research,” said the car.
“And?”
The car paused.
“After reviewing local records, interviews, and neighborhood gossip, these are all the children who might possibly be yours.”
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